Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

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First comment is in response to a Facebook status I wrote saying “Once a guy ate a fistful amount of wasabi to try to impress me into giving him a bj… Which brings me to my point that boys are like cockroaches that you try to make go away 50 times but keep coming back from all the hits.” 

I wasn’t trying to offend all boys, just the specific breed of horny boys who will do anything to get a sexual act out of women. I specified this in the comments also.

The next three photos are a Facebook status he wrote after I deleted him for writing “he didn’t rape you” because I have been a victim of sexual assault in my past.

misandry-mermaid I would appreciate if you could signal boost this if you see it because I could not find your submit button. Thank you so much.

Don’t apologize for “trying not to offend all boys” cause boys who know they’re not trash won’t get offended at generalizations and will understand why.

I seriously hope that wasabi burned his tongue and his throat.

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He didn’t even “speak aggressively” - he’s a fucking FOOTBALL PLAYER playing a fucking GAME and they trash talk. He’s SMART - he’s an entertainer. Make yourself a known name, a personality before you inevitably have to end your career early because you’re a football player and you’re gonna have a better time afterwards.

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If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

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  • fashion tip: wear black on the first day of school so you're ready for the funeral of your happiness
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Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

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Who’s gonna step up to the plate and fall in love with me.

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august 12, 2014

new york city was extra cloudy and picturesque today

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i love your face, you love the taste, that suga babe, it melts away *moan*

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